John's advice

On last week's road trip (hope to have more on this later) John and I decided to visit some of our nations treasures. While crossing the street we found ourselves walking behind a female security guard. I was freezing, and mentioned to John that I should have worn pants like the ones the security guard was wearing. John's response: "If you are going to wear pants that make your butt look big, it's probably a good idea to wear the gun so no one says anything." Words to live by.